Population | 3.085 billion |
Capital | Red Vientiane |
Leader | Comrade D Souphanouvong |
Faith | Theravada Buddhism |
Currency | Lao kip |
Animal | Indian elephant |
The People's Republic of Free Laos is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Comrade D Souphanouvong with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, zero percent divorce rate, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, devout population of 3.085 billion Laotians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous, moralistic government prioritizes Administration, although Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red Vientiane. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient fully Lao economy, worth 291 trillion Lao kips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 94,506 Lao kips, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The opposition leader's credibility has been undermined by constant attention drawn to a dodgy toupee, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and internal strife within the Red Bloc crumbles in the face of fiery rhetoric. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Laos's national animal is the Indian elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Theravada Buddhism.
Free Laos is ranked 29,196th in the world and 177th in The Communist Bloc for Most Patriotic, with 39.08 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Free Laos, internal strife within the Red Bloc crumbles in the face of fiery rhetoric.
- : Free Laos changed its national leader to "Comrade D Souphanouvong".
- : Following new legislation in Free Laos, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
- : Following new legislation in Free Laos, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc.
- : Free Laos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in Free Laos, the opposition leader's credibility has been undermined by constant attention drawn to a dodgy toupee.
- : Following new legislation in Free Laos, clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos.
- : Following new legislation in Free Laos, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly.
- : Free Laos endorsed The SSR of The Steephills.
- : Free Laos was endorsed by The SSR of The Steephills.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 22 » Celedaria, Pridneprovye, Libisia, Democratic Republic of Acember, Socialist UwU, Encaoua, Anerchi, De Eon, Old Corus, Socialismia, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, Brauengen, North Goiky, UNIOS, Remnantia, Krajzovda, International Socialist Union, Namwenia, Perclumsia, Bobismh, Social Imperialist Workers Republics, and The Steephills.